Psychiatrists Love Insanity

 

Psychiatrists love insanity

And doctors love disease.

The firemen love the fire

And the sailors love the breeze.

 

I grab the phone to see you

And beg or just say please.

I'm a mercenary man

King of all he sees.

 

One day I'll be a hero.

One day I'll walk the dog.

One day I'll break the law

All then facts and forms and figures

Locked behind a door.

One day I'll love myself

and not love you anymore.

 

Psychiatrists love insanity

Doctors love disease.

Oh Jesus come round to see me

With the nympho nun Oh please, ed

Oh Jesus come round to see me

I know they can be fun.

It's the priest that loves the sinner

And the dark that loves the sun.

 

Psychiatrists love insanity

And doctors love disease.

The firemen love the fire

And the sailors love the breeze.

 

Oh Jesus come round to see me

And bring the nympho nun.

It will be our party

And I swear I will not run.